《最佳损友闯情关》
就是在这里 It's here
喂，阿贵呀！ Hey, Kwai!
我们真的让咸湿超堕入Dorlina的魔掌 Do we let Dorlina trap Homy?
为了这棵老树，放弃全个森林呀 It is really a waste
人家今日都结婚了，还有什么计？ What can we do? They marry today
不用这么说，如果咸湿超娶了Dorlina这个魔女 Well, if Homy marries dorlina,
说不定就像这本武侠小说的吸星神掌一样 he is really in trouble
吸到他变人亁 He will be exhausted
你再睇咁多武侠小说，就Short到 Don't be silly
上山学飞剑去 Stop day dreaming
我正想请一个月大假上去少林寺学武功 I am not day dreaming
别说那么多，我们上去劝一劝咸湿超 Let's talk to Homy
现在要走还来得及 We still have time
喂，慢一点 什么 - Wait - What?
一定有古怪，小心一点 There could be an ambush
投石问路 Let me try
喂... Hello...
敌人中了我暗器 I have got them
中你个头呀，是咸湿超的惨叫声 That was Homy, damn it
是谁掟我呀？ Who threw at me?
没有，没有...刚才有个顽皮鬼 No, that was a naughty boy
已经俾我们赶走啦！ I had told him off
是呀... Yes...
你在做什么？ What's wrong with you?
在烧以前女友的相片 I am burning my ex-girl friends' photos
这里好热，我先去洗脸 So hot, I wash my face
楚红，青霞，嘉玲，美凤，永别啦 My darlings, bye forever
慕莲，我怎舍得烧你呀 Moleen, how can I?
还是烧曼玉先吧，曼玉跟了小宝跑 Better Maggie first, she's left me
你对以前的女友很长情喎 You are very passionate
那当然啦，我以前跟每一个女仔谈完恋爱 Of course
都拔她一条毛来做纪念 I have a hair from each of them
后来，还织了一条毛巾呀 And I have knit a towel with the hair
毛巾？！ Towel?!
就是这条，是用眼眉毛织的 This is made of eye-brow
眼眉毛呀 Eye-brow
你在哪里找到的？ Where did you find it?
昨晚我擦完狗尿就不见啦 I lost it last night
说老实话，你要是不喜欢Dorlina？ Tell me if you love Dorlina
现在就远走高飞，还来得及 If not, you have better hide away
我们一班兄弟一定支持你 And we will support you
对呀！现在才走，太恨心啦吧 - Nice to hear! - Now, that's too much
你一和她结婚就一辈子啦！ If you marry her, that's the end for you
对，这个世界美女如云，笨才结婚的 Right, so many nice girls in the world
我们走！走！ - Let's go - Go!
走喇，走喇！ Go!
糟啦！Dorlina杀来啦 My god, Dorlina has come
跟我来！ Come with me
开门！ Open up
开门利市，九十九万九千九百九十九元九毫九 We need $999,999.99 to open up
什么，你以为入便是谭咏麟呀 What, we don't have a billionaire here
你不开门我打扁你 Open up or I smash you
来...让我来！ Let me try!
怎么？怎么？ - What? - What?
Dorlina，今日是你的大好日子，别嘈啦 Dorlina, don't argue today
你放心吧，我请你大哥出马就是他会讲价 Don't' worry, your pal is a good bargainer
九十九元九啦 US$99.90
什么，你以为你是武林盟主呀九十九万 What? Say $990,000
爬窗走吧 Through the window
这里是二十四楼 But here is 24/F
你敢骂我？我会放火烧你房子 Mind your words or I set fire to your home
你肯Dorlina都不肯，烧死她老公 Dorlina may not agree to burn her husband
不会呀 No.
我昨天才帮阿超买了五百万人寿保险 I had insured Homy for a $5M life policy
受益人写着我的名字 And I will get the benefit
怎么样，怎么样？ What's up?
这次糟了，她大哥要放火 Her pal said to set fire
放火？！廿四楼火烛，根据统计 - Set fire! - If there's a fire on 24/F,
只有跑上天台的生存机会率最高 the highest chance to survive is on the roof
有多高？ How high?
万份之二点... 0.00%
去死吧你 Go to hell
如今之计 I tell you what
只有鼓起勇气对付这个万恶的Dorlina You have to deal with Dorlina
我呀？ Me?
我传些内功给你 I pass some of my energy to you
喂，你干什么？ Are you alright?
好啦 Ready
开门，放这个八婆进来 Let them in
Dorlina，我有话跟你说 Dorlina, I have something to talk to you
说呀 Say it
我，我是说，我爱你爱得好紧要 I love you very much
进房间！ Into the room
啊！ Oh
不要这样子，外边有好多人呢 No, they are out there
签了它！ Sign it
这是什么东西？ What is it?
签了再说 Sign it first
这份合约是说，从今天开始 The contract says as from today
你一辈子的收入 Your income
包括，薪水，兼差，客串卖屁股 It means your total income
乞食担泥，过年的红包，死人的帛金 Which includes all sorts
百份之九十都是我的 belongs to me
我已经辞职啦，以后我在家享清福 I've quitted my job and ready to enjoy
咁我只得百份之十 It leaves 10% to me only
错！ Wrong
这百份之十是我老爸，老妈 The 10% goes to my parents
姑妈，姨妈和我的老相好 and my relatives
脱衣服 Undress yourself
劫完了财，还要劫色？！ Be mercy to me
是什么声音？ What's the noise
Dorlina，唔系这样残忍用电钻钻他吧？ Dorlina is not using the drill
转过来 Turn around
把手放开，快点！ Take away your hand
看你以后怎样去泡 You can't fool around no more
你害我不能泡妞，我恨你一辈子 I hate you for the rest of my life
虽然你得到我的身体 Even though you've got my body
但是永远得不到我的心 but you can never have my heart
望一望这边 Look at here please
笑一笑！ Smile, don't move
来多一张 One more please
有没有搞错呀？你们两个人来只送二百元人情？ Are you insane? $200 for two
你两个 “猜情寻”，猜输没有得食 Try your luck, the loser has to go
猜吧！神经病... - Try it! - Insane...
走... Let's go...
又执二百 more
五十元！过去哪边随便食一样 Only $50, just pick up one of the dishes
食完就走 And get lost at night away
食什么？红豆沙 - What to have? - Red bean congee
老大，红豆沙有人食啦 Someone is having it
那么，过去食个橙算啦 Go to get an orange
你明晚来我家食饭啦 Have dinner at my place tomorrow
那不好！ No!
第一次和你爸爸妈妈见面不如往外边食饭 Let's dine outside
不好，不好 No
一出去食就叫你折现喇 They will ask you to give cash instead
我阿爸有个名叫屈王之王呀 My Dad is greedy
还有呀，你明日不用买什么礼物 And don't buy too many gifts
买点水果，不要花太多钱 just fruits
怎么啦，怕他抽我抽到破产啦 Don't be silly, I won't get broke
人家结婚，不要说这个吗？ Mind your words
好的不灵坏的灵 It may bring bad luck
我配了副隐形眼镜，漂不漂亮？ Do I look better with the contact lenses
你看看 Look carefully
当然喜欢！ Nice
是硬片，我不能戴胶卷 It's hard lens
来，玩两拳 Let's play the game
玩拳，不要嘛 The "wine game", not for me
大家高兴嘛 Come on, cheer up
我不会 I don't know how to play
少装傻！ Don't fool me
真要玩拳？ Do you really want to play?
当然啦！ Yes!
哪好吧！ Alright!
叔公，呢位是我的好同学兼死党Robert Cheng Uncle, this is my pal Robert Cheng.
徐先生是商界的老前辈，久仰大名 I have heard a lot about you Mr. Tsui
阿贵，过来呀 Kwai, come over
这是我弟弟徐定贵，这位是郑先生 My younger brother Tsui Ting Kwai, this is Mr. Cheng
我弟弟很能干 My brother is very smart
是香港大学工商管理硕士 He got his MBA from the Harvard University
那真是龙兄虎弟 That's great
过奖！ Don't flatter me please!
你在霍氏机构做事我们跟霍氏有很多生意来往 You work for Fok's, we have business deals
正式的说法是，你们徐氏机构 To be exact, it should be the Tsui's syndicate
欠我们霍氏机构二亿多 owes us $2 million
我认为做生意资金周转，是正常的事 Big business always have big loans
何况我们在加拿大的几个商场装修好后 And when the big walls are completed in Canada
资金很快就回笼了 Our capital return will be quick
Robert跟我好的时候，没什么话说一条底裤两个人穿 Robert and I have best pals for pass
读大学的时候他底裤破啦，没钱买 He was really poor in university
是我送给他，才有得穿 I even lent him my undies
他过来追我的帐？！ And you are after my loan!
是！是！ Yes!
我们公司要求你延期的事情 About our result to postpone
到现在还未有答覆 We have got no reply
今天我们都是来喝喜酒，不要谈生意 Let's don't talk about business tonight
何况我和阿富是几十年的朋友 And Fu and I are good friends for years
我们的交情是用钱都买不到的，绝无虚言 Money is nothing compare with our friendship
那就好 That's good
用膳！用膳！ Be seated!
大哥呀，听说Robert郑在霍氏机构很有野心 Boss, seems that Robert Cheng is ambitious in Fok's
他一直想吞并中型企业 He wants to merge the middle size syndicate
还迫霍嘉彤升他当做执行董事 He forced Fok Ka Tung to make him the Deputy Director
我总觉得他有问题 I know he is a problem
不是告诉你，我们是死党吗？ He's a real pal
Robert郑迫我，情天都会行雷啦 If Robert wants me dead. it's the end of the world
在说我呀？ Are you talking about me?
Robert，这么空呀，想打Golf球呀？ Robert, wanna play golf
不是，是公事，这两位是法庭的执达吏 No, its business, they are from the court
今日法庭已经批准清盘 The court has the writ
徐氏企业一切资产暂时冻结，由霍氏接管 Fok's now controls Tsui's capital
你小来啦，今天是圣诞节，不是愚人节 Damn it, it's not April Fool's Day
你玩别的吧 Don't mess around
是真的，你自己看吧 It's a true, you have a look yourself
好厉害，昨天晚上问你还假仁假义 Good, you did really fool me last night
我是公事公办 I was just on duty
其实霍氏一向就想吞并你们 Fok's has been trying to merge you
是你们自投罗网欠我们的钱 You shouldn't owe us money
不过我当阿富是我哥哥 But I treat Fu as my boss
你是我弟弟，实话实说 You are my brother and I tell you the truth
那你？还要清盘，你不帮我吗？ And, why didn't you help me?
我哥哥比十个人追杀 My brother is in trouble
我弟弟肾病在医院，天天要洗肾 My younger brother is in hospital
我老爸要动心脏病大手术 My Dad heads a heart operation
原来你也有这么多困难 So you have so many problems
那就不怪你啦！ I don't blame you
你说错啦，我想告诉你 No, I want to tell you
他们那么惨，我也没帮他们 I didn't help them at all
而你，凭什么要我帮你呀？ And why should I help you?
你好神气！ Fine!
还有你问我私人贷款三百二十万 And your personal loan of $3.2M
已经过期很久了 It has expired long ago
我找法庭申请你私人破产了 And you are broke now
而且我知道你买了个金马桶 I know you have a golden toilet
不成呀，你不能拆了我个金马桶呀 Don't take it away
两位师父可以去拆啦 Go to get it
是！ Yes!
你还记不记得，我们穿一条内裤的时候 Do you remember we shared undies?
我已经准备了最名贵的内裤还给你 I have the best undie for you
你知道吗？我这辈子最恨你提这件事 I hate you mentioning this
但是你见一次说一次 But you keep saying it all the time
我不要，我希望拿内裤和你换 I am wrong, let me swap with the undies
大哥，跟这种人说不通的 Boss, no use talking to him
不要拆呀，这是伊丽莎白泰莱坐过的 No. Elizabeth Taylor had sat it before
不要拆我啦！没有大便来啦！ I can't make it without her
不要，不要呀 No, no
大哥呀！ Boss...
还给我，还给我 Give it back to me
大哥，大哥呀，不要这样 Boss, don't be like this
唏，什么回事？ Hey, what's up?
很好，你们都在，现在徐氏由我接管 Well, Tsui's is under my control
我的临时办公室就是在徐先生那间房间 My temporary office is Mr. Tsui's office
马上上来见我 Come to see me now
等一等 Stop
Robert郑，山水有相逢 Robert Cheng, let's wait and see
我徐定贵从少就是白手兴家的 I started from the bottom
大不了我就重头再来过 I can start again
总有一天比你爬得更高 I may be richer
你白手兴家？说你会投胎才是真？ You were rich when you were born
要不是你有有钱老爸 If you didn't have a rich father
你会爬得比我快？ You couldn't be promoted so fast
不怕告诉你 Let me tell you
我从明天起就放三个月假 I have 3 months holiday starting tomorrow
如果你有本事，可以去霍氏干 Go to work for Fok's if you can
想爬过我头上，这个位置叫执行董事 My post is Deputy Director, remember
你爬得上去，我就跪下来同你吮脚趾 If you are higher, I lick your toes
接住往中环裸奔，绝无虚言 and run naked in Central
还不走？ Go
什么，我们武林同道是讲义气的 What? What are loyal?
我们徐家庄的人一定不会向霍家庄的人投降 We won't work for the Fok's
我听说过你们几个叫最佳损友 I heard that you are the best friend
是呀！好 - Yes! - Good,
一次过把你们解决掉 I have the purge once for all
要他们十五分钟之内滚蛋 I give you 15 minutes to pack
要不然叫警卫上来 or I send the Security
大哥！ Pal
糟啦！他是不是旧病复发呀？ Gee, he's sick again
先送他返家休息啦 Send him home first
我们的房屋全部被公司拿去抵押了 Where can we go?
这里被接收了，房子还会留下来嘛！ They will take over our house too!
哪里还有家，送他去医院吧 Let's send him to the hospital
我去看看你还有什么私物未押 See if we still have personal assets
阿贵，你不要这样吧！ Kwai, don't behave like that
阿贵，做人要冷静点，人家越要我们死 Kwai, keep calm
我们越不能死给人看，知道吗？ We have to be tough and strong
先生，买什么？ Is there anything you want?
我先看看 好！ - Let me have a look - Ok!
胖子，你买不买？ Fatty, are you just looking?
当然买啦，我要看清楚有没有坏？ Of course, but I have to inspect
够不够甜，有没有水份咬下去会不会黐牙 See if it is a nice one
吃下去会不会把我硬死 I want nice ones
手上这个先俾钱 Pay for this one first
一块？这是四块钱一个 Only it costs $4.00
我只食了四份之一，还给你吧！ I only have one quarter
那怎么成？ How can it be?
我多买几个就可以嘛 I buy more
可以 Good
要哪几个？就是这几个吧 - Which ones? - These few
两块钱哪有这么大个呀？ The two dollar ones are not as big
不是苹果大，是你眼睛大呀 The apples are not big, but your eyes
包起啦吧 Wrap them
喂，老板，这些芒果卖八块钱一个 Boss, the mango costs $8.00 each
这些芒果皮又皱，又多黑点 It's not a good one
不知是坏啦，还是蟑螂屎 Don't know if it's a bad one
还有声音，里面一定有很多虫呢 It may have worms in there
还有尿味 It smells cat shit
这叫榴莲芒果，是便宜货 It's cheap stuff
两块钱一个，我就跟你买啦我全部跟你买下 $2 each and I buy them all
你说错啦，这些芒果才好吃 You are wrong, they are nice fruit
虽然有些黑点，还仲有尿味 Even thought it smells cat shit
不过水份多 But it is juicy,
尖沙咀卖十二蚊一个比这个还小 it cost $12.00 yesterday
都是你识货 You are an expert
我买廿个 I buy twenty
唔该！好 - Thanks - OK
打个五折比你，四蚊只 $4.00 each for you
你钱多，看你都不想发财的样 You don't look like a rich man
唏，不要随便拿人东西，好不好？ Stop taking them away
试一试不可以吗？ Can I taste it?
试试是可以 By all means
你总不能拿去给家人试吗？ No reason you should bring it home to try
原来是你偷的 You stole the fruit
哦...我是忘了付钱 What...I only forgot to pay
怪不得我天天不见了些生果 No wonder the fruits are gone everyday
原来是你偷的 拉他吧！ - You are the one stealing them - Arrest him!
你别走呀！ Don't go!
拉他吧！ Arrest him!
臭小子，别要让我再碰见你 Bastard, don't let me see you again
妈，干么这么多人围住阿贵？ Mom, what's wrong with Kwai
阿贵第一次来，姨妈，姑姐热情嘛 I think the relatives are welcoming him
我先进去炒点菜呀 I do the cooking first
阿贵，我有话跟你说，你进来 Kwai, come in, I want to talk to you
下一阵子我爸回来 When my Dad comes back later
你千万别提你破产的事，他很势利 Don't' tell him that you are broke
纸包不住火的 I can't hide it
走一步，思一步吧 Let's wait and see
别抽那么多烟，有害健康 Don't smoke too much
我心很烦 I have to
回来啦 是呀！ - You are back - Yes!
你说对不对，那个小子整我 That bastard trapped me
害我上警察馆 And I ended up in the cop shop
老爸，幸好我马上把你担保出来 Dad, luckily I bailed you out
说不定你比人打一顿 Or you'll beaten up
你还说，人家警察知道我是你爸 It's you fault to let people know our relation
本来担保费一千块钱现在要加到五仟块 It should be a $1,000 bail, now it's $5,000
干什么？开这么多灯干什么？ Why turn on all the lights?
是呀，发财喇！ Cause we are rich!
干什么，我爸比臭小子整之吗 What, a bastard trapped my Dad
这个臭小子... The bastard
就是我 It's me
豆豆的男朋友来了 Amy's boy-friend is here
真的？他是干什么的？ Yeah? What does he do?
老爸，他是徐氏企业二公子，好有钱的 He's the big boss of Tsui's syndicate
老婆，马上落街买五块叉烧 Honey, get $5.00 roast pork
记得挂帐 Put it on the credit
知道喇，我已经煮了鸡鲍翅 Fine, I have the shark fin
蒸石班，煎虾球，鲍鱼... and other sea food...
你投资那么大，赚不赚到回来 Don't spend too much money
他人呢？ Where is he
在豆豆房间内 In Amy's room
关了门这么危险！ The door is shut
我女嫁人未谈好价钱，不能吃亏 Ask Amy to be have
不成，开门呀，豆豆！ Open the door, Amy!
干什么呀？ What are you doing?
爸！ Dad
到底在干什么？没有！ - What's going on? - Nothing!
豆豆在帮我做脸 Having the facial treatment
是呀，是呀，我学人做脸部美容 Yes, I am leaning
所以搵他试，返家才洗啦 I try it on him, wash it back home
我阿爸屈得劲先生，徐定贵 My Dad, and Mr. Tsui Ting Kwai
老爷，你看阿贵和女儿拍的照片 Honey, did you see Amy and Kwai's photos?
好漂亮啊！ They look good!
做什么？好大只噙唠 - What's matter? - A big spider, did you see it?
食饭食饭，今天晚饭很棒 Let's have dinner fine food
食饭啦... Come on
这个所谓少食多滋味 To enjoy to eat little
我们屈家一向很节俭的 Our family has been financially well balanced
用 “悭” 字来治家，不容易做到的 We don't spend unnecessarily
我来开 Let me open it
警官，什么事呀？ What can I do for you, Sir
对不起，这本照相簿是你的吗？ Is it your photo album?
我怀疑你们高空掷物 I suspect you drop this object
不关我的事，是他掷的 I didn't do it. He did it
是呀警官，是他掉，拉他吧 He threw it, arrest him
你们看看，这个就是我，是不是很帅？ Look, do I look handsome?
还好！ Quite!
你看看我现在的样子 Look at my face now
就是我擦马桶的时候不小心 I was careless when cleaning the toilet
被漒水泼到啦 I was burnt by the acid
我妈妈好伤心，哭了七天七夜 My mom cried for the whole week
她在深山采草药给我敷在面上 And she used the herbs to cure me
是，是我的错 Yes, I was wrong
是我掷落楼下的，没错 I shouldn't throw things down the street
你要抓，不要抓我，抓我爸爸吧 But don't arrest me, but my dad
如果你抓我，我妈会好伤心 Otherwise, my mom would be hurt
放过他吧 Let him go!
下次不要再犯啦 记住！ - No next time - Remember!
等一等警官，把这个带走吧我不要再看到喇 Sir, please take it with you
走啦！下次不要再犯啦！ - Go! - No next time!
带走愈远愈好呀 Go as far as you can
没事啦！ It's fine now!
你干什么？ What's matter?
原来是你呢个臭小子 It's you, bastard
爸呀！ Dad
是呀，是呀，什么样？ So what?
行过去那边谈 Let's talk over there
走呀！ Go!
他会不会有事呢？ Don't know what would happen
我第一眼看到你就知道你很有头脑，真系好野 I know you are clever the first time I saw you
过奖，过奖 食饭，食饭... - Thanks - Let's eat
好，食饭！各位食饭 Fine. Help yourself
我去拿珍藏廿八年的拔兰地出来 I go to get the brandy
还真客气呀？ You don't have to
怎么会无事 How did you settle it?
我说把九龙塘那层三十二楼送给他 I told him I'll give him a unit in Kowloon Tong on 32/F
那就搞定了 And that's settled
你还有钱吗？ Do you still have money?
没有，不过九龙塘都没有三十二楼的大厦 No such unit in Kowloon Tong
来，来... Come...
三滴，只渴三滴才够味 Three drops, then you can really taste it
多一滴都无味 That's it
豆豆呀，你知不知道阿贵公司破产的事情？ Amy, do you know Kawi's firm has closed down?
谁破产？ Who is broke?
阿贵，破产不用担心 Kwai, take it easy
我们全体员一定支持你的 We will support you
破产没关系嘛，最多从头再来 You can start all over again
原来你已经破产 So you are broke
老婆，把送收起来 Darling, take away all the food
臭小子，破产还装老大 You can really act
又说顶楼连天台为什么只有这个天台？ You said top floor and roof, why just roof?
顶楼都封掉，当然只有天台喇 The roof is the only place not taken by the authority
叔公！ Uncle!
阿贵！ Kwai!
叔公！ Uncle!
你们怎么找这地方给叔公住 How can you accommodate uncle in such a place?
这里也不错 It's not bad
是呀，这里有什么不好呢？风凉水冷 Right, it is a nice place
不远处前有个海湾不过最近俾人填平啦 There was the sea shore there not long ago
不用交水费，从水箱自己取就成 And water supply from the tank
走两个钟就有个车站 Two hours walk to the bus station
武林盟主也没有这样享受呀 It is an enjoyable place to live
对呀，对呀，我们进去食饭吧有欢乐今宵 Let's have our dinner
走啦，走啦！ Go in!
电视呢？ Where is the TV set?
不用买电视机，看别人的电视就可以 Next door
我们没理由就这样给Robert郑欺负 We can't just let Robert Cheng be so vain
什么？ So?
不用惊？不用惊 Don't worry
我打算今晚三更拿刀去阉了他 I'll fix him up tonight
我这套夜行服装正不正呀？ How is my night suit?
你看武侠小说看到变白痴 You must be reading too much
真痴！ Insane!
我有个消息 I have some news
霍氏公司请行政助理和后生 Fok's is looking for office boy and assistant administrator
我们去应征怎么样？ Let's go to apply
你发神经！ Mad!
我都还未说完，这个Robert郑请了三个月大假 Wait, Robert is having three months holiday
我们混入他的公司，没有人认识我们的 And nobody will recognize us
我们捉了他的把柄 We look for his mistakes
就弄到他天地不灵天翻地覆，一塌糊涂 And touch him a real good lesson
玉石俱焚，同归于尽 make it the end of him
这又不太神经 That's quite a good idea
一来可以亏空公款 We can steal the capital money
我们可以泡光他的妞 and fool with the girls
可以弄到他生意失败 and ruin his business
这几条罪，最多坐廿年牢 You may have to spend years in jail
去死吧！ Go to hell!
决定搞破坏 Get him broke
千万不能让豆豆和叔公知道 Don't let Amy and uncle know about it
对不起！ Excuse me!
小姐，我们来应征行政助理 Miss, I want to apply for assistant administrator
等一下！ Wait!
舅仔呀，我帮你留了这个职位 I reserve this one for you
外面有三千人在排队应征 There are more than 3000 people after this post
姐夫，你照我，我也照你 Hey, let's have a deal
以后你在夜外出，我也说和你一起 If you are late for home, say that you are with me
我知道你最有正义感 I know you are impartial
外便那班傻佬可真惨，让他们白等 Those poor ones are still waiting out there
这世界真不公平 The world is unfair
我的天呀，这么多人排到什么时候 How much longer do we have to wait?
我们应征做后生 We apply for office boys
已经四个多月请不到后生呀 I'm looking for an office-boy for more than four months
没想到一请就请到四个 Now I hired four of them
欢迎你们加入我们工作，这一顿我请！ I treat you guys in order to welcome to join us
坐！ Sit down
王生，你太客气啦？ Please feel free, Mr. Wong
今天这么高兴我一定叫最贵的东西招待你们 I'm so glad today, I must order the best food
这个四眼妹是不是有艾滋病嘛 Is the girls with eye-sight having AIDS?
千祈别看她呀，这个四眼妹又名眼镜蛇 Don't look, she also know as cobra
是公司董事长个表侄女兼秘书 She is our president's cousin and secretary
很利害 She is something
比Dorlina更利害 Is she even more bitchy than Dorlina?
比超级岳飞的老母还利害 Yes, even more bitchy than the mother of "Yue Fei"
专打小报告暗箭伤人 She always talk in behind
全公司都怕她 All the co-workers don't want to deal with her
董事长一定很信任她 The President must trust her a lot
是呀 Yes
公司的事情，上至投标买地皮 All the business in our company even land investment
下至厕所买厕纸，全经她的手 or purchasing toilet paper
还未来，我去看一下 I go to check it out
好呀！ Okay
这个眼镜蛇不好惹 It is too bad if you take this
这几个小姐还不错 Those are okay
去死吧，记住，我们来搞破坏 Remember, we come here for destruction
对呀，破坏她们的贞操嘛 Yes, ruin their virginity
来喇，来喇！ They are coming!
正呀！ It's great!
牛腩饭就是最正最好最贵呀？ Cattle-stomach on rice is the best
是呀，我吩咐厨房特别加料 I told the chef to do something special
还有五分钟就开工啦你爱怎样食就怎样食啦！ That ever you like to eat!
我钟意加辣椒酱啦 I like it go with chili sauce
我喜欢加糖呀，很好食 I want to put some sugar on it
不如再加盐和豉油啦 It will be good to go with salt & soy sauce
还有胡椒粉 这样食会不会屙？ - White pepper also - Will you get upset stomach
那就不知道，这碟饭给你的 I don't know, but this is yours
偷东西！ Stealing
不要叫，我认得他，他就是霍家彤 I recognized him, he is Fok Kar Tung
我们董事长？是呀！ - Our President? - Yes!
他为什么看人的抽屉呀？ So, why he search other people's drawers?
看自己职员的抽屉有什么 He want to know what is in there
就可以知道他对公司有没有归属感 Also can find out do they have the sense of belonging to the company
如果他的抽屉是空的 What about if there is nothing in there?
就表示这个职员会干得不长啦 So, he is prepare to leave this company
如果抽屉里私人的东西多 If there is lots of private-stuffs
即表示这个职员准备长时期在这做下去 That means he is gonna stay here
这个人对公司的事一定上心 And he also serious with company's affair
不错！ Okay
年青人，为什么不去食午饭？ Young man, why don't go to lunch
我想在这里食面包比较没有浪费时间 It saves time if I have bread here
可以留下时间来自修尽量充实自己 Save some more time for studying
蛮用功 You're really working hard
我是新来的，将勤补拙 I'm a new comer, should work harder
来一块吧 Take the whole piece
不用客气，你带睡袋来干什么？ Don't be shy, I come with a sleeping bag
还有的，牙膏，牙刷 Not only this, I also have tooth-paste and tooth-brush
白花油，甘油条，安眠药，我全都带齐 and all kinds of drugs
加夜班可以在这里睡 I am prepared for OT
你有玩股票 You are interested in stock
随便玩玩，我哪有钱买 No, I don't have money
告诉你一个新消息 I tell you something
我们公司的股票一定涨 The share prices of our firm will rise
真的？！是！ - Really? - Yes!
不过好久没涨 But it didn't go up for a long time
好久没涨没关系，图表显示马上就会涨 It's O.K. as long as the chart indicates
听我说，多买一点 Just buy some, trust me
稳涨的 Just buy a few shares
你真成，我正想抄起他，被你猜到 Good lad, you can read my mind
年青人，好好作 Do work hard
先找个地方休息 Take a good seat
这里一样可以睡呀 You can sleep here.
什么东西？ What is it?
这是什么东西？ What is it?
听说这间公司跟日本人合作做计算机机械人 Japan and this firm co-produce robots
我想就是这三个 These three look like it
真的吗？很过瘾的，玩一下 - Really? - It's quite funny
国语机？ Mandarin machine
如果说就可以，过来给我揉骨 It can talk, come massage me
我也要楂骨 Come over
帮我按摩，按摩，按摩 Massage me
台语机？ Taiwanese version
你要说台语 Your machine speaks Taiwanese
帮我按摩 Massage me
“炼” 骨 Hit me slightly
“炼” 头 Massage the head
“炼” 头，不要 Don't tickle me
不要 Massage the head
过去，帮他抓痒 Go over too tickle him
你过去，不用帮他忙 Go over, but don't tickle him
不要...不要...不要！ No...No...
还是你够义气 Smelly King, you are pal
捉住他的手，让他们两个抓他 Hold his hands and let it tickle him
不要啦，不要 Leave me alone, please
过瘾... What a feeling
你两个... You two are bastards
不要...帮我...帮我停止他们呀 No, help me to fix them up
这么好玩，好过睡午觉 What a funny game!
将他的头按入马桶内 Press the head in the closet
去死，去死？ You deserve it
这次惨啦！ My God!
这次死啦，你把他们打烂 Everything is broken
打烂又怎样？我们就是来搞破坏吗 So what, it's our job
他们一定猜到是我们干的 They can guess we do that
福尔摩斯在这里上班吗？ Is Sherlock Holmes working here?
怎么知道是我们干？ How can they guess?
因为我们样衰吗 Because we look bad
你才衰！ I don't look bad!
老婆呀，等一会你看到那三个机械人 Honey, when you see the three robots
包你说棒 You will admire them
如果这些产品试验成功到时畅销全日本 If it can be a popular thing in Japan,
那些钱就可观啦 a lot of money will return
对啦，那班日本人两点钟到，差不多啦 The appointment is 2:00 p.m. for the Japanese
我先让你看一看 I show you something
我让他们三个一齐动 I tell them to move together
看 Watch
我们弄了一个杰作 We have done something touchy
那怎成？ No.
我们本是来搞破坏 We are here to demolish
有破坏，无建设，日日好似圣诞节 There is only demolition
我有别的看法 I have a different view point
霍太太，我们赶时间 Mrs. Fok, we are in a hurry
可不可以让我们看一看机械人先？ Can we look at the robots first?
请各位等一下 Please wait
今日我们大厦电力有点问题 We have electrical problem
所以这些机械人不可以试给各位看 and we can't show you the robots
不是呀，有电呀！ Yes, we have power supply!
很酷呀 Great
好正呀！ Nice!
行出来 Come here.
各位，我们这三个电子人有个最了不起的地方 These three robots have something fantastic
就是有学习能力 They have the ability to learn
你可以教他煮饭，洗衣服 You can teach him house work
用你喜欢的方法来侍候你 And serve you the best way you like
让我来示范一下 Let me demonstrate
我说什么你做什么 Do as I say
举左手，举右手 Put up the left hand, right hand
跳一下，跳舞 Jump once, dance
自己打自己，八十下，打！ Hit yourself eighty times
别要打我？ Don't hit me.
你打我 You hit me
机械故障，机械故障，今天看到这里 Mal-function, we try another day
不好意思，我迟到 Sorry I am late
你们两个先到一边 Go back first
让我来处理，董事长没问题的 Let me handle it, it is fine
你们这些计算机机械人简直是混账 Your robots are a mess
我们无兴趣 We are not interested
各位请先看我的示范 Wait till I finish my demo
我这三位机械人，并不是普通的机械人 They are not common robots
他们是未来战士 They are future warriors
他们最重要的职责就是负责安全 The main job is for security
小姐，请你过来试 Miss, come over
我... 谢谢！ - me... - Thanks!
当你经过一天的疲劳，回到家里 When you are back home exhausted
一按门铃，叮当 Just press the button
机械人就会出来，见到主人 The robot recognise its master
就会很开心的拥抱你 it will embrace you
小心 Be careful
然后就会帮你按摩 And it will massage you
你一天的疲劳就会消除掉了 and the tried feeling is gone
你过来 You come over here
我... 是！ - me... - Yes!
他不是这间屋子的主人，他一进到屋子 He's not living in this house
机械人见到他不是主人，就会... The robot, when seeing him...
打他 will beat him
李小龙，好厉害 Bruce Lee is tough
各位，我们这种机械人 Everybody, this type of robot
还有一种卓越的性能 has some special skill
这位小姐，请你出来 Miss, please come around
喂，我是霍先生 Hello, I am Mr. Fok
我今天上去跳舞，去泡妞你跟霍太说我不回来 I am having a ball tonight. Just tell Mrs. Fok
明白了，明白了... Understand...
霍生今晚会开会，不回来食晚饭啦 Mr. Fok is having a meeting tonight
男人赚钱好辛苦，我煲汤给他渴 Men do work hard
很好，真是很好 What a nice thing
好厉害！ Great!
霍生，我们要订一万个机械人 Mr. Fok, we need 10,000 robots
一万个？一定要快点 - 10,000 units? - It's a short notice order
以后多做宣传就成 We need more promotion
霍生，这位先生我们没有见过，很能干 Mr. Fok, what does this new comer do?
没什么，我只是公司的后生 I am the office boy
是呀，他很喜欢开玩笑 He likes to make jokes
他是本公司的高级行政助理 He's our senior assistant administrator
过奖呢，我才不是 I am not, Mr. Fok
霍生说你是就是啦 Mr. Fok is the boss
多谢，霍生 Thanks, Mr. Fok
那我三个朋友... My three friends
一样，一样...全都一样 Same...the same
我们马上准备签合约好吗？ We sign the contract tomorrow
好呀... Good...
请！ Please!
了不起，什么时候当后生都要穿西装上班呀 What a world! Office boys in suits
这四位是霍生亲自请回来 Mr. Fok hire them personally
高级行政助理，以后多多合作 Do advise me please
霍生亲自请的，不一样的 Mr. Fok hire them personally. They must special.
多多指教，多多指教 Do advise me please
电梯到了！ Here's the lift!
我知呀 I know too
到几楼呀？十五楼 - Which floor? - 15/F
没有你的事，你出去吧！ You can go out now
是 Yes Sir
姐夫... Brother...
谁敢要？ It is a touchy one
我现在扮上进青年，称赞她学识高 We have to pretend till the end
我说要跟她学习 We have to learn from him
我问你们是不是呢，你就说是，O.K. When I ask yes or no, you say OK
很简单 Then it is an easy job
我可不可以坐下？ Can I sit down?
无位子吗？ There are seats
我叫Andy徐，是新的行政助理 I am Andy Tsui, the new assistant administrator
我知道，升你职是霍生今年 I know, to promote you is Mr. Fok's
所犯的最严重的错误之一 greatest mistake this year
我也希望以勤补拙 I will try hard
每年起码有三十人以上 There are at least 30 people
在我面前扮演上进青年，你省省啦 like you say this to me this year
希望过些时候我可以改变你对我的观感啦 I hope I can change your impression
那边几位同事说你戴隐形眼镜比带眼镜好看 They say you should wear contact lens
你说是不是呀？ What do you think?
是呀，是呀... Yes...
荒谬，我似那些没有内涵 Nonsense, I am not the type
只懂注重外表的女人吗？ Who cares about outlook only?
当然不是啦，如果不是阿超... Of course not, otherwise Homy...
我不敢说 I can't say it
年青人一点也不坦诚 As a young man be honest
我像那些乱说话的女人吗？ I am not a big mouth
他说，他说，你是全公司最有女人味的女人 He said you are most charming
阿超，你说的到底是不是真心话？ Homy, do you mean it
是呀，当然是真的，全公司只有她一个 Of course, she's the only one
太轻佻，没有深度 Top nasty
我早知道不该说啦 I should not have said so
打扰，再见！ Excuse me, I have to go!
天生丽质 Beauty
你的 Yours
这是你的 This one is yours
对不起呀，蛇小姐，刚刚送完 Sorry Miss Cher, all gone
喂，今天什么日子呀，这么多人花？ What date is today?
今天二月十四日，是情人节，蛇小姐 Valentine's day
那天不可以送花？偏要选情人节送 Why flowers are just for today?
没格调 Bad Taste
情人节快乐，不是把你当情人 Valentine's day doesn't mean to be lovers
只当她是一位值得受尊重的女人 It can mean you are someone respectful
三十个扮上进青年的其中之一 One of the 30 "hard work" youths
蛇小姐 Miss Cher,
什么事？ What's happen?
你扎花很大很美啊 your flowers are great
就是嘛，叫他不要送来公司的 I told him not to deliver to the office
家里多到没有地方摆 but it is too much at home
随便帮我插起来 Take it out and put it just wherever
好 OK
你看谁没有花 See who has not got flower
就一人送一枝给她 and give her one
情人节都没人送花，很丑的 It feels bad without flower today
是呀！ Yes!
怎会变成这样的？ What happened?
Michael，帮我换轮胎 Michael, change the tyres for me
不可以，我约了人谈生意 I have an appointment
对不起！ Sorry!
你这班王八蛋，连叫都不肯帮 You villains, help me not
以后落在我手上 If you make any mistakes
我就令你求生不得，求死不能 I will pay it back
蛇小姐，怎么还未走呀？ Miss Cher, still here
你还未走呀？ How nice you are still here?
帮我换四个轮胎吧 Help me to change the tyres
不知道哪个混蛋偷了我四条轮胎 Who stole my tyres?
你有四条后备轮胎吗？ Do you have four spare tyres?
没有！ No!
那真麻烦 I can't help
好吧，我帮你想想办法 Let me see
我这招够绝吧 I have an idea
你帮她找四条轮胎，她就当你自己人 You help her to find the tyres back
但是，我去哪找四条轮胎呀？ Where do I find them?
这个玩笑开不得 Don't count me in
Dorlina最钟意这车子我借出来开一天还可以 This is the car Dorlina likes most
我们是不是兄弟？ Are you pal?
弄好了 Fine
这次真的要谢谢你，Andy Thanks, Andy
不要客气，蛇小姐 That's alright, Miss Cher
叫Feliciana就得了 Just call me Feliciana
Fel...反正都是称呼 Fel...Oh never mind
我老妈也是姓蛇 Cher is my mom's family name
真的吗？早知道我就叫你契姐啦 - Really? - I should call you sister too
现在叫也不晚 It's not too late
不过可能叫契妹比较好 But you could be younger
别逗我开心了 Don't please me
我想我一定比你大几个月吧 I think I am older
真的 Yeah
阿超这个人真没话说 Homy is a nice guy
他为什么把自己车内的东西全部都搬过来我的车内 He put everything on his car to this
你真的不知道，还是假不知道 You don't really know
什么呀？ What?
他一直都暗恋你 He's been dreaming of loving you
他第一次见到你之后就切... When he saw you the first time...
切断屋里的电话线不准其它女人打电话来 He disconnect the phone cause of you
说要保持纯洁的身躯，才能配得起你 He has to keep pure
神经病！ Insane!
我看他简直是疯狂 That's dumb
蛇小姐这样的人才，怎会选他 You will never choose him
不然，他就执到啦 He is very lucky
完全是，不过看他用心良苦 He really mean it
完全不理人家，好似太不近人情 Don't be cruel
有一点 A little bit
好吧，在于人道立场 Well, to be a little bit kind
我一定尝试和他约会 I try to go out with him.
你说真的吗？你不要直接告诉他 Are you serious? Don't tell him.
我怕他受不到刺激，会晕到 I am afraid he gets shocked
这样，我约多几个女仔你又约多几个男仔 What if we go out in groups?
我们一齐去Disco，那就不刺激啦 We go to the disco together
好，我去告诉他 O.K. I go to tell him
这样也刺激过度 That's too much to handle
我家已经有个硬东西 I had tried the toughest one
现在你还要我加多一个 And now one more for me
Dorlina不会给我出去 Dorlina won't let me go out at night
让我来 Let me do it
什么时候轮到女人说话，就这样说定啦 Women have no right to decide
我们立刻来接你 We pick you up now
鬼鬼祟祟，你跟谁在说通话 Who was on the phone?
问天气报告 I enquired the weather report
小心点洗呀，这个胸围要几千元一个 Wash it carefully
有需要买这么贵？你又没有什么 Why so expensive, you don't need it
依你这样说，你为什么需要穿内裤 So you don't need the undie neither
咸湿超，我们对不起你呀 Homy, we are sorry
什么回事？ What?
阿超，真是对不起你 Homy, we are sorry this time
我们到了边界，接不到你老爸 We missed your dad at the border
原来他给蛇头捉了 The sneaker has got him
怎么我一直不知道你在大陆有个老爸？ I didn't know you had a father in China
我一直没有告诉你嘛 I didn't tell you before
他不想你知道他的老妈这么淫荡嘛 Don't want his mom to be called a bitch
还有呀，那个蛇头要你亲身交五万元给他 The sneaker is asking $50,000
怎么可以 Of course not
把他接出来，就很麻烦 It's no good to get him here
不是呀，给钱后就送他回去 He'll send him back if you pay
不给，就送来这里 是呀！ - Or he'll send him here if you don't pay - Right!
不知是真还是假 Don't know whether it is truth or not
这是什么？ What's that?
这个是最新发明的电子贞操带 It is an electrical belt for the virgin
当你春心大动时，血液加速的时候 If you are homy,
就会BB声响起来 it will pip
真的吗？ Really?
来，过来呀，告诉你一件事情 Come over and I'll tell you something
打瘀你的眼睛，使你不能泡妞 See how you can fool with the girls
这个女淫贼到底来不来 Hey, that bitch hasn't come yet
再等一等 Wait
四位俊男呀 Hi, handsome
哪位是Andy呀 Who is Andy?
Andy？谁人是Andy呀？ Which Andy?
谁！不是我呀？ - Who! - Not me?
何止难度高，简直世上难求呀 It doesn't exist in the world
牛精帆，这次你要救我啦！ Frank, you have to help me!
我一向大侠心肠，能救你一定救你！ I'm Robinhood, I'll try!
我求你帮我追眼镜蛇，这件硬东西 Please settle what I had asked before
什么，这不是要我自废武功 That will bet the end of me
不干 So
自己来啦！ Do it yourself!
我只剩一万元私房钱，我都给你 I have $10,000 left only all yours
你帮我泡她 You fix it up for me
一万元现金就得！ In cash!
你真的肯做 You won't take it
当然！ I will!
先收了钱才说 Get it first!
一万！ $10,000!
脱身了！咁早就来了 - I am free this time! - So soon
冷静，冷静，冷静！ Keep calm
超！ Shit!
冷静，冷静，冷静 Keep calm
这是什么声音 What's the noise?
没有，附近的警钟响 The alarm from the shop close by
帆哥，一万元还给我！ Frank, give me back $10,000!
还你过头呀，我牛精帆说得出做得到 No, I have to keep my words
我一定帮你泡她 I will settle it
还给我吧 Let me settle it myself
除非多加一万 If more than $10,000
三千？ $3,000?
三千都得，不过今日给了我我以后还是会争的 Fine, but just for today
你好！过奖 - Damn it! - Bo
让我介绍，这个是茉莉安娜...法兰丝 This is Juliana
让我来介绍，这个... Let me introduce...
宾高... Bengo...
别说那么多，先进去再聊 好呀！ - Let's talk inside - O.K.!
我们到那边坐吧 Sit over there
我们过去那边喝东西 好呀！ - Let get some drink over there - Good
麻烦你，两杯... Thanks, two...
冰水 Ice water
你在干什么呀？ What are you doing?
森林大火 Forest on fire
老爸，我都算够义气啦，带你出来泡妞 Dad, am I good enough
千万不能告诉你妈 Don't tell mom
你放心啦，我的咀巴最密 Don't worry, I won't
以前老妈和包租公的事我都没有讲给人听 I didn't tell you about mom and uncle
你说什么？ What did you say?
我没说，兄弟跳舞 I have nothing to say
你真的想试呀？ Do you really wanna try?
我不相信你有心灵感应 I don't believe you can read my mind
大陆那几个仲利害 Those in China are of higher standard
我只要摸你的手，就知道你个心想什么 I know what you are thinking by touching your hand
试试看 Try
原来你是有老婆的，还想骗我 You liar, you have a wife
以后不要再找我 Don't come to see me anymore
你冇事呀吗？ Are you alright?
冇事，你在躲避人吗？ Who are you trying to avoid?
对不起... I am sorry...
你怕那个崩牙佬？ You are afraid of that punk
你怎么知道 How do you know?
有时候我知道别人的心在想什么 Sometime I can read the mind
我帮你脱身呀 Will you help me?
好呀... OK
好啦，不准看呀 Don't look
找死呀？ Go to hell!
没有事呀 Alright
多谢你！ Thank!
不要客气，如果你真的要多谢我就送我一程吧 No, but you can give me a ride
我没有开车 好呀！ - I have no car - Good!
真的在这里吗？是呀？是呀！ - Is it here? - Yes!
他们死定啦 They will surely be dead
我们再跳只舞，一回再走！ Go back and have a dance!
真的在这里边吗？是呀 - Is it inside there? - Yes,
是三姨告诉我 his aunty told me so
说她老爸和大哥都在这里面 Her father and brother are inside too
死老头，还骗我说去打麻雀！ Damn it, lie to me!
大哥也真是 His brother is responsible
阿贵从来不会来这种地方！ Kwai would never been to such places!
伯母，你放心 Don't worry, aunty
我Dorlina有名是御夫专家 I am famous of controlling my husband
我一定帮你抓他出来 I'll get him out for you
不是送我回家都要付出代价吗？ You need your reward for the ride
不是 No
你为什么怕这两个女人呀？ Are you afraid of the two women?
是呀，是呀，是债主 Yes, I own them money
我都是从后门走好了 I've better go through the back door
不送你啦，拜拜！ See you!
阿贵，你... Kwai, you...
啊，原来你真的来滚... So you are really fooling around...
是伯母叫我陪豆豆来找你的 Aunty asked to look for you with Amy
你死定，你看一看后面 Look what's behind
快些走呀！ Let's run!
想走呀，伯母！ Wait, aunty!
大家这么熟，帮帮忙说我没有来过！ Do me a favour, say you didn't see me!
不可以，要我讲大话太没有人格，伯母呀！ No, I can't lie!
以后最多对你好些！ I'll be good to you later
以后的事以后才说，先拿三千元 But give me $3,000 first
我不如去自首 I surrender
你说好啦 Whatever you say
你说几多就几多啦，好吧！ You give me the amount
三十... $30...
三十？！好啦 - $30?! - If not, then what
好吧，大家义气仔女 OK, give me first
记数！ Put it on my account!
你... Hey...
这个很似乞儿呀！ This one looks like a beggar!
这个很似白痴！ This one is insane!
这个都算最衰，虽无过犯，面目可憎 This one looks awful
如果我是他老爸 If I were his father
生了他，真是生疮好过生他啊！ I would rather have not got him
是不是？ Do you agree?
你说什么？ What did you say?
无，无，老大，我知道你老爸好棒 I said you had a good father
生了你这个帅哥，这么大只！ You look so handsome
你说呀，你是不是带了你老爸来泡妞 Tell me if you showed dad here
不是呀，妈咪，没有呀！ No, mom, no
不是？！我看见阿贵才真 - No - I saw Kwai was here
阿贵？！ Kwai?
阿贵不是跟我老公一齐去接他老爸嘛 Kwai went with my husband to meet his father
他怎么会在这里？ Why is he here?
什么？ Really?
大哥？ What's matter?
到处去找一下一定要找到他们两个出来！ Search for the two of them!
不得了Dorlina杀到呀 Dorlina is coming
屈原同班马仔到处找你！ Mr. Rex is looking for us
那不是死定？！ That's the end of my world!
你死定啦 It's the end of my world
谁是Dorlina？ Which Dorlina?
就是他姐姐，有恋弟狂 His elder sister
不喜欢他和其它女人一齐 She does not like him to be with other woman
我看到她，一定打醒她 I'll give him a good lesson
那又不好 That's too much
你面有污糟 Your face is dirty
到厕所整整吧 Wash it in the toilet!
现在怎办？ What shall we do?
Rambo Rambo!
好久不见！好久不见！ Long time no see!
有人露体啊！ Streaker!
他有人露体狂哦！
怎么会这样？ What happened?
先送大哥回家再说吧 Carry him back home
打个电话回家，看那死鬼回家没有 Check if he is at home
你没事吧？ Anything else?
阿超，先送人家回去啊 Hello, Homy let go home with her
那么早？ So early?
去吧！ Go!
你神经病啊？ Are you crazy?
怎么摸人家这里，死相！ What's going on? Don't push that hard
到哪吃宵夜啊 Where're you going to supper?
我去打个电话 I wanna make a phone call
糟了！糟糕了！ - Jesus - Oh, shit!
现在该怎么办呢？ What should we do?
我有办法，走！ I've got it!
快一点啊，你用完没有 Hurry up, don't block the way
喂，电话线快烧断了 Hey, don't talk to the phone too long
你好了吧，我男朋友爱打多久，就打多久 Hey, it's none of your business
你想怎么样，臭三八！ What do you want, you stupid bitch!
你动手动脚？你想打人呀 You're wanna fight? I don't think you dare to do squabble
我打你又怎样？ Okay, you take this
大哥说就是这个叛徒，进去斩他 Brother, he is a betrayer
斩死他 Kill him
救命呀... Help, help
好恐怖呀，劈友呀！ This is terrible, somebody get kill
拖这条尸回去给大哥看 Take his body to show
我警告你，不要报警呀 You had better watch out, don't report to police
我什么都看不见 I didn't see anything
下面没穿内裤呀！ No wear panty!
阿超！ Homy!
你们这么无义气 Hey, where is you spirit?
你不是去接老爸 Are you going pick up dad?
整晚没有回家 Stay here for the whole night
没有！ Not yet!
看你好似开完通宵 You look like working through the night
年青人捱夜无所谓 Young people should work hard
不要太辛苦！ You seemed to be worked hard!
Security跟我说，你昨晚比我迟走五分钟 Security told me that you left 5 min after me
我才打电话去后门，说你刚刚回来 I just call there, they said you just came
不管怎么样，你比我认真一点点 Anyway, you work a little bit harder than me
对呀，你在外面搵人帮手做那些挡案没关系 It's alright for you to ask someone to do the file
但是你自己要抄一遍 but you have to copy it by yourself
六七种笔迹，太难看 It'll look obviously with several kind of handwriting
是 Good idea
什么事？刘先生 - What's the matter? - Mr. Lau,
郑先生有长途电话 distance call from Mr. Cheng
接入来 Put it on!
喂！阿刘呀！ - Hello! - Lau!
是呀，是呀 怎么样？ - Oh, ya - How are you?
你慢慢享受吧 You have a good time
我会帮你收拾他们 I'll pick on him
他们真的想入霍氏想爬我的头上 He really wanna get in Fok's
幸好你早点说 It's good you tell me
不然，我也不会想到他是徐家二少爷 I don't even know he is the second son of Tsui
还有半个月我就回来啦 I'll come back in half month
你帮我，看住他们 You put any eye on them
一定，一定！ For sure, for sure!
是呀，我帮你请了个保安主任！ I hired a security guard!
对付他们三个损友，好吗？ He will monitoring those three guys
好！ Good!
保安主任，是谁？ Security guard, who's that?
霍先生今日请了所有公司的行政人员来开会呀 Mr. Fok hold a meeting with all the executive
其实他想介绍刚刚由瑞士 As a matter of fact, he wanna introduce...
读完书的女儿给大家认识呀 ...his daughter, she just graduated from Switzerland
我知道 你坐下来 - I know - You come over here,
我说给你听 I tell you something
还有呀，公司真正持权的是我表嫂 And, my cousin's wife get the real power of this company
她有百分之六十的股权 Sixty percent shareholder
不过她不管事 However, she never put her hand on anything
一会儿你拍她的马屁，她是钟意带高帽 Be a Yes-man, she likes to show off
我太太打牌欠两只脚 My wife still need two partners for Mahjong
你和阿奇揍一揍先啦？ You and Ken play with her
你为什么穿住衣服？ Why are you still put your clothes on?
我怕风太大会感冒 I worry about catch a cold
会感冒？我看你是见不得人 I think you got something don't wanna show to us
什么见不得人 I hide no secret
我有什么见不得人 I've got nothing can't show you
如果无，除衫落去游泳 If not so, take out you clothes and get in the water
做什么，除啦，除啦 Come on, take it off
除衫呀 不除呀！ - Take it off - No!
什么不除，不除我帮你除 Okay! I do it for you
不除... No...
你的心口有什么事呀？ What happen to you chest?
你真的想知道 You really want to know
是！你别要后悔喎 - Yes! - But you know regret
好性感 Oh, real sexy
我从细到大，就生了铁金刚辛康纳利的胸毛 I've got hair on my chest, just like Sean Connery
令不少少女不断爱上我我为了不想害那些少女 Girls are crony for me, I don't want to hurt them
我就不会随便给别人看 I won't show this to them
你真的伟大 You are so great
我们游泳吧 好呀！ - Let's go swimming - Fine with me!
一起吧！ Let's go together!
我三岁学洪拳，四岁学咏春 I learned Kung-Fu when I was three years old
七岁拿空手道黑带 Karate black bell when I was seven
十二岁挑战李小龙的奶妈 I challenge with Bruce Lee's mother when I was twelve
接着再学自由搏击，西洋拳一直到现在 Then I earn free-style fighting, boxing and till now
那和游泳有什么关系？ But those related to swimming?
就是因为太忙，所以无时间学游泳 I was so busy to learn then, that why no time for me to learn swimming
怎么没有得糊牌我可不是叫你们放水！ I told you don't do me any favour
不会不会，霍太打的牌这么好，不敢下牌 Never, never, you do it so well, I don't need to do this
钉牌就是钉牌，铢人就铢人 You against someone
霍太，现在的年青人，把钱看得很重的 Nowadays, young man take money too serious
输赢算什么，反正只是玩下吧 It won't cost us too much, we just to have game
颈子很痛呀 May neck is killing me
Andy呀，到你啦 Andy, it is your turn
到我呀？ It's my turn
有本事就自摸？ Let's see you can get it yourself
看我啦！ Let's see!
真的是二万，自摸，三辣，三辣 Really this one, I got it
这么多毛，阿超，你为什么甩毛呀？ Where's the hair some from? Homy, is this your hair?
阿叻的广告说不会甩的 The commercial said...
不要 No
我有疱疹，生人勿近 I've got sex disease, don't touch me
死啦，玩完啦，都不知道会不会传染 Oh on, I worry
你有这种病就不要在泳池游泳啦 You better don't swim over here if you got the disease
你太过份 You're inconsequence
明知自己这种病，就不要和人游泳吗？ Don't swim with us
蛇小姐，不要生气 You don't angry
虽然你可能染上这种病不过我一样爱你 I'm still love you even you get the disease
七筒 Seven circles
怕不怕呀？我的颈好痛呀 - Be careful, you may lose - My neck is killing me
这牌你也打出来 You play it
上一铺自摸，这铺看你会不会又自摸 You won the last game. Let's see luck still with you this time
五筒 Five circles
碰，一万 Match, ten thousand
什么事？眼睛痕呀？ What happen? Itchy eyes?
年青人不要打笼通喎 Don't cheat! Young man
没有！ No!
好生呀，九索！ Too risky, nine bamboo
四筒 碰！ - Four circles - Match!
七索 Seven bamboo
我叉你哪！ You junk!
不给你看 Don't glance over here
北呀！碰，鸡糊！ - North! - Match! I win!
给钱！ Pay right away!
有没有搞错呀，打这么生的牌 Are you crazy, this one is too risky
让我看你是什么牌？ Check isn't it the one?
不要啦，我局打的 No need, I pay
妈咪！不要睇啦 - Mom! - Don't look
各位大家好！ How are you? Everybody!
这是我女Nicole This is my daughter, Nicole
这位是营业部刘经理！ This is said department manager, Mr. Lau
徐经理，仇厚奇先生！ Manager, Mr. Shou Yu Ke
霍小姐简直是天地灵气之所钟 You look striking, Miss Fok
天生丽质，天才横溢，天妒红颜 Beautiful, intellectual...
对不起，我的意思是... I'm sorry, I don't mean that
...天妒英才，霍小姐没有才所以不会天妒 You are not intellectual, you won't get jealousy
我又说错呀？ I ask for it
是你呀？你好！ - Is you? - Hello!
那晚一切顺利吗？顺利！ - Everything alright that night? - Alright!
原来你们已经认识？ You know each other before
不知道算不算认识 I suppose so
女呀，你知不知道他的心想什么？ Daughter, don't you know what they are thinking?
不知道 Nothing
怎么一回事？ How come?
这个女仔有心灵感应 She get super-natural ability
她一摸你的手就知道你在想什么 She'll know what you think once touch your hand
你刚才在想什么？ Well, what did you think just now?
她一摸我的手，我就想Nicole最正 I think Nicole is real nice
我最钟意的女仔就是Nicole Nicole is the one I love the most
你真是 You're great
当然啦！ Sure!
不能，不能... No, no...
有什么不可以？ Why not?
我们入霍氏就是搞破坏 We get in Fok's because we wanna ruin his business
不然，为什么？ What else except this?
我们要向Robert郑报仇的 We want to take revenge
是呀，你沟Nicole就可以在Robert郑之上 If you go out with Nicole, that means you're running over Robert
到时就可以有仇报仇 We can do whatever we want by then
那就是要骗豆豆啦，是不是？ It means we are lying with Amy
你不说，我们三个不说有谁会知道呢？ No one will know if we don't say so
那就是骗Nicole，更加不可以 It means we lie to Nicole
现在只得一个月时间 Hey, we only have a month
如果你追不到Nicole，做不到执行董事 If you still can't get Nicole, you cannot be the executive committee
Robert郑返来后，就报仇无望啦 We cannot take revenge to Robert Cheng
君子报仇，十年不晚 It is never too late to take revenge
说不定我们可以白手兴家呢！ I must get rich by myself!
是不是？是不是？ Is that true?
幻想是美丽，现实是残酷的 Don't dream too much
那又不一定呀 I don't think so
我有一个朋友二十几岁已经立志要发达啦 I have a friend, who want to get rich in his early twenties
有钱女都不要呀 He doesn't want rich girls
靠自己一双手闯天下 He take his own effort
十五年后他差不多达到目的了 He almost make it come true after 15 years
差不多发达 Almost be rich
在街边卖发达糖 No, he sells richness candy on the street
叔公，我们的话你全听到了？ Uncle, you heard what we said?
那你认为怎样？ What do you think?
男人大丈夫，顶天立地，要去沟就去沟 You always say whatever you want
怎样沟呀？ I don't know what to say
不要说这么多，沟了才算吧 You worry too much, just speak it out
都要有办法吗？ It needs a way to do so
沟女当然要讲情调啦 Mood is very important for romance
包一间大餐厅，请队乐队拉Violin Reserve a whole restaurant and hire a band for violin
插满鲜花，是女都死定 Scattering flowers all over
不用钱吗？ It cost a lot
今天刚刚出粮，全把钱给我作主 Today is pay-day, give me all your money. I'll do it nice for you
阿超去了哪里？ Homy. Where are you doing?
在哪里？ Where is him?
什么事？我刚刚拿了钱买那匹马 - What's happen? - I bet all the money
“快过跳海” on "faster than jump into the sea"
什么？拿所有钱去赌马？ Hey, you put all the money on gambling
死火标，练马师，骑师都说 Everyone said the horse must win
不赢就人头当芋头，食不食芋头呀？ If it lose, I chop off my head
你个死仔，我要用大力鹰爪功撕开你几边 I am going to chop you off into pieces
帮我们的薪水报仇雪恨 take revenge for our money
你打我？打你又怎样呀？ - You hit me - So what
你打我，那我袋里的廿几万就不用分给你们 If you do so. I'm not gonna share the money with you
你知不知道我赌了那场马的 Don't you know the bet that I made
独赢，连赢，位置三重彩，我全都中晒 win, double, win, places, triple win, I got it all.
连芋头都赢埋，这次发达喇 I'm getting rich now
发达呀！ Getting rich
发你个头，快些用大力鹰爪功帮我按摩 Come massage for me
我们包起Casablanca，你沟Nicole Let's rent the whole Casablanca restaurant for and have dinner with Nicole.
先生，经理说如果两位方便的话 My manager said if it is possible
先把包场的钱给我，好吗？ Please put down the deposit first
方便，方便，等阿超回来就马上给你 Sure, sure, Homy will pay the bill
阿超，你来啦？ Homy, come over here
等你付钱 Pay the deposite first
是 Yes
刚才死火标拉我去推牌九 We are going to gambling with Bill
他说那大口九，推十晚输九晚 He said Big Mouth lose money all the time
那不是赢大钱嘛？ So we in big money
后来就输剩一元 So he has a dollar and ninety cents left
你个死仔... You stupid jerk...
那就不包场咯 So, you're not gonna rent the restaurant
那些花我会搬走 And I take the flowers back with me.
没有钱，没有音乐 No money, no music
那么久才来，快进去啦 Hey, go up quickly
我们是玩死人音乐 We play funeral music
你把他们当成死人，还有花圈呢？ Don't worry with it, where is the flowers?
马上送来 Is sending over there?
这里的情调不错 There is pretty good
不过，我一个月的薪水只够来一次 But, I can only afford it once month
下一次要食海南鸡饭啦 We try the South Ocean Chicken with rice
下次我请你 I treat you next time
我很大男人的！ I am a male chauvinist!
把手拿给我看 Show me you hand
什么事都知道，有什么好玩 There is no fun if you know anything
那好吧，下之我们见面大家戴手套呀 We wear gives next time
停...停，这是什么音乐？ Stop it, what is the music?
不喜欢听呀？第二只吧 You don't like it. Let play next one
这些花几得意 The flowers are very interesting
你喜欢吗？ How are you like it?
为什么这间餐厅，没有客人来的 How come no one is coming in this restaurant?
你一定包了整间餐厅呢！ You must reserve the whole restaurant!
没有，没有... No, No...
你太奢侈啦 Why are you so fancy?
别傻啦！我哪里有这么多钱呀？是不是？ Hey, I really don't have that much money
做什么？ What happen?
什么环境？ What is going on?
大哥成在里边，还打到我吐血呀 The Big Brother shin is inside, he beat me up so bad
天助我也，可以帮大哥报仇啦 The fate is helping me to take revenge for my brother
你马上去叫人，我进去斩大哥成 You go ask more people to help, I fight with Big Brother shin first
你叫一百人，你叫二百人 You call a hundred person, I call two hundred
这么大场面会伤及无辜的 You make a big sense
对呀！就当他们不好彩 - Is true! - He doesn't have luck
记住带枪 Go bring gun
枪呀？知道 - Gun? - Yes
走啦 Let go
走什么？我刚刚经过 - Where are you going? - I'm just passing by
不用走，入便的东西很好食 Don't go, there have good food inside
你这么瘦，不一定打得中，入去坐吧 It wasn't shoot on you, go in and have a seat.
不食啦！ Please don't!
吓走了，好过包场 Scare the customers away
又有人啦 Hey, somebody coming in
发生什么事？ What is happening here?
大哥成在里面 Big Brother Shin is over there
这次天助我为大哥报仇 I must take revenge for my brother
马上去叫人，你二百你一百，我叫三百 You call two hundred helpers, you call a hundred and I call three hundred
即刻去把他碎尸万段 Go kill him now
好 Okay
带枪呀！让开！ - Go get a gun! - Excuse me!
没什么事就不要在这里出入 Hey, don't walk around here
上面马上世界大战呀 走啦 - There is a war going in upstairs - Let's go
为什么这么恶？ Why to be so cruel?
当然恶啦？你知不知道我是谁？ Do you know who I am
我是Mark哥的细佬Marker I am Marker, the younger brother of Mark
这么巧合，我是PC部门的警官 What a coincidence, I am the older brother of P.C.
这次真是Billy Jine的细妹 “拿嚟贱” 罗 This time we're really ask for it.
警官，我们是开玩笑呢 Dear sir, we're just kidding
是呀！ Yes!
是呀，我们是开玩笑呀 马上消失 - Yes, we're just kidding - Disappear now
Yes sir！ Yes sir!
弊，糟了，快进去 Shit, let's go in
世伯，这间餐厅很正的 Uncle, this is not bad
是吗？ Is it?
进去呀？ What are you waiting for?
阿爸，现在做粤语长片吗？ Dad, this is not old black and white movie
还迫我和这个 “金山仔” 上去 forcing me to go with an American Chinese
他比阿贵有钱 He is much more richer than Kwai
你给老豆一次面子，陪他食一次饭吧 I go dinner with him
只此一次 But just one
这么有缘呀 What a coincidence
豆豆正要入来 Amy is coming in
叉都跌了，我把它拾起来 I pick it up
这么面善 So familiar
她很面善 So familiar
Nicole Nicole
是豆豆呀？！ Amy
Nicole 她是谁呀？！ - Nicole - Who's this
是我小学同学 She is my primary school-mate
Nicole Nicole
豆豆！ Amy
原来你们认识的 You guys show each other
死啦，死啦 Oh, no
你拾叉为什么拾了这么久Andy，快出来啦 Andy, come out quickly
出来！ I'm coming
我找不到呀 I just can't find it
出来啦！ Come out
电表跳掣吗？ The fuse burned out
什么事 Jesus
豆豆，我的男朋友Andy Where is my boy-friend, Andy
你好！好吗？ - How are you - How are you
我肚子痛；我要去厕所 I don't feel well, I get to go to rest room
快些啦，快些啦 Go quickly, go quickly
为什么灯都熄了 Why all the light off
小姐，祝你生日快乐！ Happy birthday, Lady
我不是今日生日 Today is not my birthday
你是不是记错哪位女朋友今日生日呀？ It may one of your girl-friends' birthday
没有，我只有你一个女朋友 No, you are my girl-friend only
三十几枝蜡烛呀 There is over thirty candles
你好呀，虽然我呃你今年廿九岁 You're great, though I lie to you I am twenty-nine
都不用这么踩我吧 Please don't laugh at me
是你叫我送蛋糕过去，这个锅你要背呀 You told me to buy the birthday cake
当然是我背，你不用慌 Don't worry, I will take the shit
我先过去，待一会再说 I go in first, talk to you later
臭口奇，你千万不能告诉阿贵说我来过呀 Don't tell Kwai. I've been here before
一定，一定 For sure, for sure
我知道该怎么做 You know what to do, right
豆豆，你走开一回 Amy, could you walk out for a while.
你不知道我个心有多空虚呀 I'm very lonely
你看金仔有多爱你呀 You see how much that he love you
豆豆你真的在这里？死啦！死啦！ Amy is here? Oh Shit!
她不能在这里吗？ Why she can't be here?
你是她老豆呀？那就更死呀！ You are her father, we are on the same boat
死什么呀？ Big trouble
阿贵接收到线报说你和哨牙仔在这里食饭 Kwai said that you're having dinner with Shou Yai
叫阿帆来劈你呀 Call fan to beat him
你吓人呀？ Are you threating me
什么吓人？阿帆找了几十人来啦 For come with over ten people
你不知道他是黑社会嘛？来啦！ You don't know he is one of the gangsters
请问几位呀？ How many
问什么？连同他共两位，找人呀 We have only two persons
死啦，杀到啦！ Oh God, they're coming
世伯，怎么办呀？ What should we do, uncle
豆豆先到厕所避一避 Amy goes to rest room quickly
豆豆呀！ Amy
哪不是牛精帆吗？牛精帆！ He is Bad Temper Fan
那么巧合 Hey, what a coincidence
你约了人呀？ Do you have an appointment with someone
我不是约了人，我是来斩人呀 No, I want to kill someone
我老友的老婆，跟人来了这里Happy My best friend's wife comes here with her boy-friend
我现在要斩死这对奸夫淫妇 I get to kill that fucker
你不要太冲动 Please come down
你不要劝我，不要阻止我 You don't stop me
我找到他，他就死定 I got to kill him
来斩人呀？！ He come to kill someone
不会这么严重 I don't think so
在这里...我认得你啦 I know you
你是豆豆的老爸呢？ Are you the father of Amy
是不是和豆豆一齐来？ Are you come with Amy
不是，不是我和他一起来的 No, I'm not come with her
怎么办？ What's wrong
不是就算啦，不知谁放流料 It's okay, who gave me wrong information
说有个 “麻甩仔” 沟豆豆，对不住阿贵 A guy go with Amy dishonest to Kwai
去年你不在，我劈了好几个呢 I killed couple person last years
其中一个脚也给我斩跛了 I chopped one's leg off
还要打电话给豆豆 But he still contacted with Amy
我把他手也斩了 So, I chopped off his arm
做什么 What's worry
还有呀...介绍人都逃不了 The man who introduced Amy
我把他的牙也拔了出来 I took all his teeth
世伯，我先走吧 Uncle, I get to go
快结帐！ Pay the bill first
做什么？ What is the matter
豆豆喎！ Amy
不是，不是... No, is not...
一千蚊呢？ Where is the thousand dollar
我怎知道呀，快结帐！ I don't know
没有食东西怎么要结帐 I didn't eat anything
即是不用结帐，还不走？ That means we don't need to pay. Let's go
好舒服 That's great
搞掂！是阿帆呀？阿帆！ - Alright - Fan
原来牛精帆的死党是豆豆男朋友 Fan's best friend is the boy-friend of Amy
阿超来报讯把豆豆推入洗手间呀 Homy told them that you was coming
怪不得我见到阿超啦！ No wonder I saw Homy
这么多事，还是走吧 I think we have better go
不好，你去挡住牛精帆 You deal with Fan
我去叫豆豆不要出来 I tell Amy don't come out
没有用的 That's no use.
这样吧，你和臭口奇挡住牛精帆 So, you and Ken deal with Fan
我就去掩护豆豆出去，好不好呀？ I leave with Amy, alright
好呀！快些去啦！ - Okay - Hurry up
我想不到，原来真是你 I never know is you
阿贵，对不起呀！ I'm sorry Kwai
真的想不到，你不用讲 Out of my imagination, you shout up
我现在是穷人，我没有钱 I am a poor men now, I don't have any money
一个人两条心也是应该的 It is not too much for a person with two wishes.
不是呀，是阿爸要生要死 It is my dad who forced me to do so
我才跟他意思出来一次嘛 This is the first time
有一次，就有第二次，算啦 Once you have the first time, second is following
好，你说有就有吧 Okay, whatever you say
但是我要讲清楚，我没有对不起你 but I have to clearly that I never dishonest to you.
你一定要冤枉我，我没有话说 I can't say anything if you insist on it
真的吗？ Really
一向只有你骗我 You always lie to me
Joanna那次，我不是原谅你吗？ What about Joanna, did I forgive you
是我不对，我错怪了你 It is my fault, I misunderstood you
对不起 I'm sorry
好兄弟！ Hey, brother
拜拜 Bye-bye
没事了 Well, everything alright
还好Andy够醒目 Andy is very smart
进来讲一下 Come in, I have to talk to you
什么事？ What
我听到一个消息 I heard some news
什么消息？ What news
刘经理经常收回佣，亏空公款 Mr. Lau gets bribed
如果找到证据，就可以开除他 We can fire him if we have the proof
开除他 Fire him
怎样找证据呀？ How do we get the proof
他持住Robert郑撑腰，所以才可以横行 He had Robert Cheng's support
所以说不定证据就在他Office内 The evidence could be in the office
进去！ Come in
他似梦游！ He looks like dreaming
华伦王子！ Prince Valiant
救命呀！ Help
不要弄醒他 Don't wake his up
不得，他个口好臭呀 She had bad breath
再臭也不及你臭 It is better than yours
快！找到未呀？ - Quick - Find it
找到了，找到了 Yes
每张都是英文，那张是呀？ Which is the one? All in English
拿过来看看 Let me have a look
那张才是？ Which one
你个王八蛋，小心我的如来神掌 Your bastard, go to hell
别嘈醒他呀 Don't wake her up
给他啜啖好过嘈醒他 Better let her have a kiss
他醒了就麻烦啦 We are in trouble if he wakes up
我去找证据 I go to find the proof
死了，死了 不要嘈呀，慢慢玩呀 - Damn... - Quiet, take it easy
大哥呀，仙人掌来的 Pal, it is cactus
整个仙人掌 You want the whole lot
不要说了，帮我拿出来先呀？ Pull them out first
帐簿呀 The accounts record
拨出来 Pull them out
厉害，厉害！ Hard
你都有今日啦 You should have today
救命呀！ Help
救命呀！救命呀！
做梦比人打，醒了又变成这样子难道是撞邪？ It is both in the dream and really I got beaten
经过这两个月，我发觉这间公司是很有潜力的 This firm has the potential
只要我们好好的做下去 if we work hard
相信一定会有很好的前途 It has a good prosperity
你short了呀，还是食了迷魂药呀 Are you alright
我们在这里是搞破坏工作 We are here to ruin
你这么有心机帮他们做事 And you try to help them
这算什么？你听我讲好不好呀？ - So - Listen to me
我查过所有档案 I have finished reading the files
发觉迫我们破产的 The one to make us broke
只是Robert郑一个人在搞鬼 in Robert Cheng alone
这两个月我亦翻过董事局的资料 I have read the reference of the directors
没有人迫我们清盘呀 No one made us purge
所以我们真正的仇人就是Robert郑 Robert Cheng is our only enemy
他还有两个礼拜就销假回来 He will report duty in two weeks
不知道他会不会提早回来 You think he'll be back earlier
会！ Yes
乌鸦口！ Mind you words
好厉害，好厉害 Good boy
我真的没想到你们在十个礼拜之内 I didn't expect you could be
能由后生做到经理，简直是天才 promoted so fast
可惜呀，你没想到 But I surprise you
我会提早两个礼拜回来吧 by coming back two weeks earlier
真是危险，我差点要吮你脚趾 Hell, I nearly had to lick your toes
你又想怎样，不要再折堕 What do you want to do now.
你想自己辞职还是由我亲自解雇，随便你 Do you want to resign or retired
总之今日下午 Well, starting from this afternoon
我不想再在公司范围之内见你们 I don't want to see you in the office anymore
屈主任 Mr. Vick
什么事？经理！看着他们收拾 - What's matter, Sir - Keep an eye on them,
只准带走私人物件 they pack their own things
是 Yes
你到外面还有得做 You can find another job
怎样也不会饿死你们 You won't starve to death
千万不要灰心，发达机会还有很多 Don't give up, you have chances
我横扫千军 I'll beat you
你想打老板即是想打我 I feel being beaten if you beat him
打我即是打我老板 He is me, I am his
什么？什么？ What
停手呀！ Stop
停了手，还打我？我没有动手呀 - Stop! Don't beat me again. - I don't move.
停手呀！ Stop
我们走 Let's go
不要再动手啦 Don't move
你是个王八蛋 Watch out you bastard
多谢你们 Thank you all of you.
再见啦！ Goodbye
Andy，我们一班同事发起一个签名运动支持你 Andy, we will support you
没有用的，Robert郑讲的是真的 Robert Cheng is telling the truth
我就是徐氏企业的第二公子 I am Tsui's second son
我不管你是谁 I don't care who you are
反正自你们入了霍氏之后 Since you have joined Fok's
所做的事都是对公司有建设性的 You have been very useful to the turn
阿超，我不舍得你呀 Homy, I miss you
我也舍不得你呀 I will
我，我不舍得你们两个 I miss you two
我也是 Me too
不可以，我们不可以给Robert郑为所欲为 We have to stop Robert Cheng
所有同事都应该发起按章工作 We work to rule
按章工作？ Work to rule
无错，我们发起一个做一半运动 We start a half work campaign
什么事都只做一半 We do half only
怎么搞？只得半碗饭 What's the joke? Half bowl only
还是半生熟，怎么食呀？ And it's not cooked
饭煮熟一半当然是半生熟啦 There's only half of the rice
这才叫做一半运动 It's called the half campaign
我食了好多餐啦 I have been eating a lot of meals
拿杯咖啡给我 Give me a cup of coffee
郑先生 Mr. Cheng
霍太早晨 Morning Mrs. Fok
早晨！ Morning
Robert，你看这件事怎么办？ Robert, what do you think
大刀阔斧，谁搞事就开除谁 We fire those trouble makers
再不是，做一半事情就出一半薪水 Or pay the half only
看看怎样 See who's tough
“个肺” 呀 Shit
什么意思呀？ What does it mean
“个肺”，由今日开始我们行动升级 We upgrade our action
讲说话都只讲一半，包括粗口在内 We speak half at the words
所以我说 “个肺” 呢 So I say shit
现在不是做一半或是做全部的问题 It's not the problem of completion
而是公司上下的人都好拥护Andy Everybody loves Andy
是不是我们不能开除他们 It means we can't fire him
那又不是，你堂堂一个总经理吗 You are the General Manager
你说开除就一定要开除 You have the authority
不过，由今天开始我请他回来做董事长助理 But they are the assistants to the director
负责财政和发展 They take care of finance and development
Andy！ Andy
你们不怕他报仇呀？ They may fight back
我相信大家都是有理智的 I think we are all mature
我也不赞成清盘他的公司 I disagree to close them down
我还打算支持他重新营业 I support them to start again
Brother，以后多多指教 Brother, do advise me
是呀，“老母”！ Right, shit
什么意思？ What do you mean
讲一半嘛！ Say half only, so
霍先生，如果打算用他的话，那么我... Mr. Fok, if you intend to hire him
想辞职呀？ You quit
不是，我想欢迎徐先生回到我们的大家庭 No, I welcome Mr. Tsui
多谢！ Thank
是呀，几个年青人合作 You work as a team
公司会更加成功 and we will be even better
后天是Nicole生日 Nicole's birthday is the day after tomorrow
我准备请自己人去大屿山的别墅玩 I want you all to come to me villa in Lantau
早点到呀！ Be early
一定！ I will
后日不又是豆豆生日吗？ Is it Amy's birthday the same day
明天撞期，怎么办？ What shall we do
先买花才讲 Buy some flower first
找人帮你拣 我知道 - Let them choose - I know
小姐，买三打玫瑰花 Miss, 3 dozens roses
一式两份，给我两张咭 Two lots and two cards please
好呀 Good
喂！ Hey
阿贵，我是豆豆呀！ Kwai, it's Amy
Nicole约我明天去她别墅开Party Nicole invites me to a party at her villa
原来我们同日生日的 Our birthday is on the same day
好还叫我带男朋友去 She asks me to go with my boy-friend
他男朋友也一齐去 Her boy-friend will be there too
我应承了 男朋友？ - I said yes, - Boy-friend?
明朝九点 豆豆呀，你听我讲啦 - and tomorrow at 9:00 am. - Listen to me, Amy
你听我讲，豆豆！ Listen to me, Amy
这次你死定 Shit
我帮你烧来食呀，好吗？ For you, like it
就得啦 It's about to be cooked
豆豆呀，你男朋友还未来呀？ Amy, where's you boy-friend?
他倾生意，他说迟些自己来 He'll be late, he has something to do
男人谈生意是永远都倾不完的 Men are always like this
你男朋友呢？ Where's your boy friend
又是有客人Call，差不多了 He has to meat someone be here soon
你出去打电话入来叫豆豆听 Make a phone call to Amy
我打暗号叫阿贵来 And I'll tell Kwai
豆豆小姐，你电话呀！ Amy, phone call
不用麻烦，有无线电话 We have the mobile phone
谢谢！ Thank
喂！ Hello
你猜一猜我是谁？ Guess who I am
哪一位呀？！ Who is that
我认识你，又认识你老爸又认识你老妈 I know your family
给你三分钟，让你猜一猜我是谁 I give you three minutes
你到底是谁？ Tell me who you are
喂，你是谁呀？ Hello, who's there?
好大只草蚊呀？ What a big mosquito
死啦，我跌了Contact Lens My God, my contact lens
蒙查查，什么都看不清楚呀 I can see clearly
麻烦你帮我找一找 Help me to find it
在哪里？ Where is it?
无罗！这么迟来 - No - So late
豆豆呀，这是我男朋友Andy呀 Amy, my boy-friend Andy
你们见过了，不过上次很黑 We've met last time, but it was dark
康你之哇... Good afternoon
为什么讲日文 Why say Japanese
没有，是近来日本客比较多，练习日文 I have to practice
过来，我爸爸在这边呀！ Come on, dad is over there
喂，你到底是谁呀？ Hello, who are you
开估啦，我是周润发 I am Chow Yun Fat
阿超，扶我入房我什么都看不到，好瘀呀！ Homy, help me into the room. I can't see
不要给人知道呀！ Keep it secret
爸爸 Daddy
现在才来 You are so late
我待一回还要出去 I have to go out again
那些日本人真的是麻烦 The Japanese are hared to deal with
工作时候工作，休息时候休息 We have to distinguish work an play
不要理他们 Don't have to worry about them
是呀，爸爸也这样说，不能去呀 Daddy said so
不过... But...
我知你学过功夫 I know you have learnt Kung Fu
我年青时练过咏春，我们来练习一下 I learnt it too. Let's practice
练习一下？不好啦 Practice? Better no.
我们先练黐手！ Let's try
好身手！ Not bad
这个老鬼真麻烦，黐住不放 How can we get rid of him
给他一桶水 Let's trap him
拿一桶水来！快！ Get a bucket of water
世伯是高手 Your kung fu is real good
没事吗？我都是不玩啦，我先休息 - Are you alright - I need a rest
年青人顶得住的 You can, you are young
真的要玩呀？！玩多一回啦 - No stop - A few more minutes
好呀 OK
做什么？顶不住呀？ What's matter
冇事，我刚刚想起有个好紧要的电话要打 I have to make an important call
不玩喇 I want to finish
我来啦 I am here
我的隐形眼镜趺了 I have lost my glasses
是吗！ Really
你为什么全身湿了 Why are you so wet
外面很大雨呀 It's raining out there
是呀！ Yes
刚才还是晴天 It was find just then
局部地区性大雷雨呀嘛 It is occasional showers
局部大雨 Yes
我们返屋企拿眼镜吧 let's go back home to get the glasses
不用了喇，我已叫Dorlina拿来这里给我 I had told Dorlina to get it for me
Dorlina？ Dorlina
阿超，什么事呀 Homy, are you alright
世界末日啦！ End of the world
豆豆呀，我可以进来吗？ Amy, can I come in
我要换衣服 I wanna get changed
豆豆！ Amy
真热闹呀 What a ball
是呀，我男朋友来了呀 Well, my boy-friend has come
阿贵，阿贵！ Kwai
你好吗？ How are you
你好！ How are you
有没有见到Andy呀？ Did you see Andy
不见呀 No
我去找他一起聊天呀！ I look for him
好呀！ Fine
我去找一找有没有风筒 See if there's a hair-dryer
你找我呀？ You looking for me
是呀，你去了哪里呀？ Yes, where had you been
我去哪里？没有，我去找仇人呀 I was looking for my enemy
刚刚我见到他进来，还搞到我全身都湿 He made me all wet
不会是豆豆的男朋友嘛 It's not Amy's boy-friend
豆豆，哪个豆豆呀？ Amy, which Amy
难度是我上次救的那个豆豆吗？ The one I saved last time
早知就不救她 Better not save her
她男朋友外表正直，其实他好衰 Her boy-friend is a real villain
样子有点像我，中文名叫阿贵嘛 He looks like me and the name is Kwai
常常扮我去招摇撞骗的 He plays my role to deceive people
真的？是！ - Yes - Yes
那怎办呀？ So
上次给他陷害了我一次今次我一定打他 He trapped me hard and I have to revenge
他不是牛精帆的兄弟吗？ So Fan is his pal
我也是牛精帆的兄弟 I am Fan's pal too.
他说过两个都不帮的 He said he would stand neutral
你放心啦，没事的 Don't worry, It's right
我不想你出事呀 Don't make any trouble
我为了你没办啦 It's all because of you.
Happy birthday Happy birthday
多谢！ Thank
香槟太淡，加些Brandy Better to put some brandy in the champagne
好，再加些啤酒 And some bear
好似又淡了少少，加点林酒 And some rum
很容易醉的 Too much spirit, get drunk early
我陪你一齐醉呀 I'll be with you
死定，Dorlina来到我一定冇命 Where can't hid when Dorlina comes
还捉不到你？ So I have found you at last
我下次唔敢啦 I won't try again
你做什么，整天神不守舍的 What's worry with you
又没有差人拉你 There are no cops around
差人拉？有计！ Arrest? What a good idea
喂，警察馆吗？有个秘密情报 Is it police station? This is a secret information
我知有一个女毒贩叫Dorlina I know a drug trafficker Dorlina
正在搭渡海轮到大屿山 She's coming in to Lantau
身上怀有大量海洛英 She's got a lot of heroin
没错的 Right
她的特征就是钟意沿途挖鼻屎 She likes digging nose
她一定会来的，所以最紧要扣留她廿四小时 We will surely be there, detain her for 24 hours
最好是把她剥光猪，再搜她的身 Better have a body search too.
通柜也没紧要 And a thorough slacken
我正在参加电台的 “乱吸无谓” 的游戏 I am playing the bullshit game on radio
对不起，不玩啦 I am sorry, I have to go now.
你不信我，你都不信 You don't believe. You don't believe
去死吧 Go to hell
你好衰，想灌醉人 You villain, wanna get me drunk
我想灌醉你？ Get you drunk?
唯有出此下策 That's the only way
好热，这里好热呀 So hot here, no fresh air
Andy，你做什么 What are you doing, Andy
Andy？！ Andy
祖先开眼 What a chance
喂，阿贵呀，这次大锅啦 Kwai, big trouble
Dorlina忽然杀到，还捉了阿超 Dorlina has got Homy away
估不到Nicole的酒量那么劲 Didn't know Nicole was a great drinker
现在我好醉 醉？！ - I am so drunk - Drunk
有没有办法可以马上不醉呀？ What's the way to recover
得，得，我有办法 I have an idea
这样不快呀？ A quick one
还有呀，Robert郑看见我们来这里 And Robert Cheng knows that we are here
叫屈原来对付我们呀 Mr. Vick to fix them up
四面楚歌 and victory be ours
不止呀，现在直头是九门派围攻我们呀 Not just him, we are surrounded
你叫我出来，做什么呀？ Why call us out
没有，今天晚上这样高兴 Well, it's a real ball tonight
但是大家都是分开来玩，不过瘾的 And it's better to join together
不如叫所有人出来豆豆男朋友，Andy啦 Ask everyone to come out
打啤牌的打啤牌，打麻雀的打麻雀 They can play card or Mahjong
那才热闹嘛 Then it is a real ball
伯母，你有没有见我的朋友Dorlina呀？ Auntie, did you see my friend Dorlina
不见呀！ No
她给我眼镜后，就不知去了那里 She disappeared after giving me the glasses
妈咪 Nicole，Andy呢？ - Mummy - Nicole, where is Andy?
不知去了那里？ Don't know where he has gone
豆豆，你男朋友呢？不知道 - Amy, where is you boy-friend - I don't know
不要玩，不要打 Stop, please...
不好呀 No
不要打 Stop fighting
不要打，不要打 Stop
不要打，有事慢慢说啦 Let's talk, don't fight
不要打，不要打 Stop
阿贵！你Andy打我阿贵呀 - Kwai - Andy hits Kwai
你们为什么打交呀？ Why did you fight
快上去睇睇！ Let's have a look
不要打！跳下去！ Stop
不要走呀，不要走呀 Stop
阿贵！Andy！ - Kwai - Andy
至衰你个Andy It's Andy a fault
现在不要嘈，快些报警 Let's call the police
做什么呀，做什么呀？你不要过来呀 Get come close to me
黐线！ Insane
喂，你做什么呀，给我裤子 Give me back my pants
有什么证据呀？ What's the proof
我没穿裤子怎样出去见人呀？ How can I go out without pants
我没穿裤子，我又怎样见人呀 So do I
我现在命令你马上把裤除掉 I order you to take you pants off
除不除呀！不除！ - Take it off - No
除呀！ Take it off
什么事呀？过来听！ - What's matter - Listen
我是总经理，我叫你除裤就除 I am the General Manager, obey me
我除裤给你，我怎见人呀 How can I go out without the pants
除非你给钱 Only if you pay
几多？一千蚊 - How much - US$1,000
没带钱，先记帐 这种事情 - I owe you that - No credit
除了裤子还有得倾 No, never
做什么，做什么，你硬要来 What are you doing, no
你不除我帮你除 I do it you don't
把门踢开，冲入去啦！ Force t he door open
千万不要误会呀 Don't get me wrong
徐先生！帮我收起雨伞 - Mr. Tsui - Please put away the umbrella
外面好大雨呀？ Is it raining out there
是呀，挂三号风球呀 Yes, signal number 3 is hoisted
可能一阵间挂八号风球 It may change to number 8
真是天有不测之风云 It's a very changing weather
我冲杯咖啡给你 I get you a cup of coffee
谢谢 Thanks
我收到迟来的花，刚刚才收到的 I received come bleated flowers
让我打电话去投诉他 Let me give him a call
不要啦，他送错了 No need, it was a mistakes
反而我可以过一个开心的生日 I want a happy birthday
调转了 My God, what a bad mistake
你真的很叻，可以瞒到我们两个 You are very clever to hid from us
可惜的是，百密一疏两张咭入错了信封 But you made that big mistake
豆豆呢？ What about Amy
我也收到Nicole的咭啦 Of course I have got Nicole's card
你保证过以后不会再骗我，我信错了你 I was wrong to trust you
以后我都不想再见到你 I don't want to see you anymore
豆豆... Amy
Andy Andy
Andy还是阿贵呀？ Andy or Kwai
随便好啦！ Up to you
我想问你一个问题 I want to ask you one question
你喜欢豆豆多点还是我多一点？ You like Amy better or me
晚上七点三十分 At 7:30 tonight
天文台已经挂起十号风球 number 10 signal is hoisted
如果没有必要请留在家里 Stay home if possible
窗户要用胶纸贴好，做好防风措施 Be prepared for the typhoon
现在什么都没有 Nothing is left
我更惨 I am even worse
连家都不敢回呀 I dare not to go back home
我惊Dorlina劈死我呀 I am afraid of Dorlina
不会的，如果她 “劈死” 你她就拿不到保险金 She wants the insurance money
她会迫你自杀的 She will force you to kill yourself
去死吧 Go to hell
注定的，没有什么好怨 It is fate
我知，但是我觉得对不起豆豆 But I feel sorry for Amy
有部旧西片说 “Love means nevertosay you're sorry” A movie says. Love means never to say you're sorry
有这种对白，这部戏一定不收得 It must not be a popular one
叔公打电话给我，全告诉我了 Uncle told me everything
我错怪了你 I was wrong
你为了徐家的生意，你应该放弃我才对 You should give me up for the sake of the Tusi's
傻啦，我一直都很不安乐 Don't be silly, I feel sorry
现在穿了，反而更舒服 It's good, it's all over
好一幅卿卿我我的画面 What a nice scene
阿妹，你又接受他吗？ Sis, you are pleasing him again
你来做什么呀？ Why do you come here
没有，我来恭喜你们 I come to congratulate
情比金坚，以后有情饮水饱 Love is the only thing you want
你们出去，出去呀！ Get loss, all of you
我们是来送帖的 We deliver the invitation card
我同Robert下个礼拜订婚，早点到！ Robert and I are engaging next week
你不恨得这么多 You have to take it easy
我未来外父前阵子不是说要支援你们复业的 My father-in-law agreed to help you
不过现在要考虑，最少三五年就得了 But now he has to think for a few years
打死你个王八蛋 You sun of the bitch, go to hell
什么呀？ What
什么呀？什么呀？ - What - What...
我来帮你 I help you
这次衰英勇 I should help myself off this
你们在嘈什么呀？ What is the argument
外面战情激烈，我顶不住 It can't settle out there
做什么？不用惊 - What is the matter - Don't worry,
我上阁楼顶住先 做什么呀？ - I go up to the M/F - What's going on
这间屋不断摇，会不会跌下去 Will the house fell into the street
黐线的，六合彩都有得中啦 Nonsense, to win mark six is easier
这间屋那么坚固，多踢几脚都不用惊呀 It is a strong house
按住呀，出力按住呀 Press it hard
救人要紧，不要打啦 Stop, help him first
识你这么久，这句最似人话 It is the best thing you've ever said
来啦！ Coming
镇定点，快些爬回上去啦 Keep calm, go back
快些，快些，得未呀？ Be quick, ready
Robert，我顶住，你先带两个女仔出去 Robert, get the two girls out
王八蛋呀！不要理他，快些救人 - You bastard - Leave him, save them first
阿贵！贵！ Kwai
把手给我呀 Give me your hand
死佬，终于给我搵到你？ You bastard, I found you at last
十几天不回家，你去了哪里 Where had you been
打你个头呀 Bitch
还不快帮手救人，不然我打爆你个头 Help me to save them
现在唯一的办法就是我们全部爬上去 The only way is to climb up there
才能平衡它 Make it balance
那不是同归于尽 No, we'll get killed
去死吧，什么时侯说这种话 Mind your words
要朋友来做什么？ What is friend of
快些，快些 Be quick
你的屁股那么大？小心！ - You have big buttocks. - Be careful!
一个拖一个，不然全都跌下去了 In pairs
要不是我打你呀我都不知自己还是这么劲 I didn't know that I was still strong
出...出力呀！ Try harder
要死呀，这么大力，我甩裤子 My pants, they are falling
阿贵呀，你用力捉实我呀 Kwai, hold me tight
阿贵呀，你不要放弃呀 Kwai, don't give up
他们已经拉紧我上来啦 They are pulling me up
你还说那么多，留啖气吧 Save your breathe
快拉我上来 Pull me up quick
阿贵，贵，快些呀！ Kwai, be quick
好罗，冇事啦，冇事啦！ Good, it's over now
阿贵！ Kwai
不要讲那么多，快些走吧 Let's go
落去呀！ Go down
小心！ Watch out
快些呀！ Quick
阿贵！ Kwai
雨也停了啦 It's stopped raining
什么回事呀？ What happened
爸爸，妈咪！Nicole - Dad, Mom - Nicole
霍生，他们打我呀 Mr. Fok, they beaten me
Nicole，我们走！ Nicole, come with me
还跟你走，我刚刚差点死在你手上呀 You nearly killed me, why should I
我就是来叫你不要意气用事 I am here to ask you to calm down
我知你不喜欢Robert，你钟意的是Andy I know you love Andy
Andy钟意的是豆豆，我刚刚才明白 I just knew that he loves Amy
Andy应该属于豆豆的 Andy and Amy are one pair
霍先生，是我不对 Mr. Fok, I was wrong
我一直都瞒住你这么多事情，对不起！ to hide everything. I am sorry
傻啦，你还不是一样帮我赚这么多钱 You have been help the company
我支援你们徐氏复业 I support you to start again
霍先生，那我呢？ Mr. Fok, what about me
明天，我希望见到你的辞职信 I wish to see your resignation letter
他支持我们复业呀？ To help us to start again
兄弟，恶有恶报 Pal, you deserve it
打他！不要...不要打，不要打呀！ - Beat him - No...No, leave me alone
我给你廿万，你帮我打低他 to put him on the ground
廿万？！ $200000
三十万，你帮我打他呀！ Put him on the ground
三十万？ $300000
三十万！ $300000
去死吧 Go to hell
你留下来买药吃吧 For your medical treatment
连你都弃暗投明呀 So you know who the devil is
原来第一次站在正义这边是有多么快感喎 It's so nice a feeling
好有快感呀 Feeling fine
阿超呀，他到底是不是你老婆呀？ Homy, is she you wife
阿超呀！ Homy
收声，冇大冇细 Shout up. Quiet
以前不打你，是锡住你呀 I care about you all the time
你说我才知道 I know if you told me so
她的确是我老婆 She's my wife
不过如果你love我的话没紧要的 But if you love me
入门没有分大细的 There is no distinction
有没有搞错呀？每一个也给你沟了 You are too greedy
我沟那个呀？兄弟嘛，这个留给你 - Who should I date - She's for you
这又差不多 Thank you
那又不错喎 That's not too bad
谁说由你们话事呀？ You don't have the right to say
幻想是美丽，现实是残酷的！ Don't dream too much